Diary of a Pregnant Woman’s Morning
I spent my morning eating spaghetti-Os, contemplating a banana, and writing a serious letter to Baskin Robbins pleading my case as to why they desperately need to restock bubble gum ice cream in their stores. Shortly before this, I called every Baskin Robbins within a 20-mile radius (all 6 of them) to find out just when they think they might do the world a favor and restock this dietary staple. Do they not realize that there are some seriously hungry pregnant women around here? I need it. I crave it. I’ll simply whither away without it. Restock the bubble gum ice cream people!!!